"Breathe in through the nose. As your belly fills with air, breath out through the mouth and miss me with the bullshit" 👈Basically me

letsgetfuckedupnigga:

gnarly:

iM CRYING

I always cry when Dave Chappelle is on daa screen.

(Source: chinchillachimichanga, via coutois)

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6 hours ago

inconspicuous-monkey:

ctchrysler:

This wasnt even supposed to be an Adventure Time drawing but it sort of just happened

ctchrysler is levels i wanna get to

(via clusterfuckcatastrophe)

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6 hours ago

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via life-of-a-majestic-ninja)

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